Ye Olde Lightbulb jokes

Toneboy

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Q) How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. God has already decided whether the bulb is destined for light or eternal darkness, and nothing we can do will change that.

Q) How many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Change?! :eek: ;)

And finally (for now), not relevant to Christians, but my favourite variation:
Q) How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Fish. :D
 
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